I used to be a tumblr user but now I’m a tumblr abuser
so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it